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Brad in Corona is the
Jim Rome Show's "King of Smack" for 2018, winning his fourth title in Smack-Off XXIV, which aired today on the CBS Sports Network. For winning the Smack-Off, Brad wins a cash prize of 5000 USD. Second place and below receive jack shit, but they do get seats in Patria's Congress, representing the Jungle Party.
Smack-Off XXIV Top Ten finishers:
- Brad In Corona (4th title)*
- Steve Carbone and Sean the Cablinasian
- Leff In Laguna*
- Mike In Indy*
- Benny In Wisco
- Mark In Hollywood*
- Rick In Buffalo
- Kaleb In Green Bay
- Vic In No Cal*
- Matt In Vancouver
As is the case for Smack-Off's held in an election year in Patria, Smack-Off XXIV also determined the Jungle Party caucus for the 51st Congress. The Jungle Party won only 11 seats in the election held on April 21, 2018, down from 28 seats in 2014. Incumbent members from the 50th Congress are indicated by * above. A lot of Jungle Party clones lost their seats in Congress, thanks in part to the resurgence of the Social Democrats. The eleven seats in the 51st Congress are awarded to Jim Rome (House Leader) plus the top nine Smack-Off finishers - note that old-school Clones Steve Carbone and the Cablinasian tied for second place. Precinct representation is as follows: Jim Rome represents the Federal District of Castoropolis, Brad in Corona and Rick in Buffalo represent Nova Columbia, the Carbone/Cablinasian tag team represents the Precinct of Caesarea. Leff in Lazuria, Mike in Centralia, Benny in Aeolia (the Wisconsin of Patria - the Precinct of Aeolia is known for its dairy products), Mark in Antioch, Kaleb in Mauretania, and Vic in Haldimania.
