The Jungle Party of Patria is a new party established in 2006, created by popular demand of the Clones - Patria's faithful devotees of the Jim Rome Show - to have Jim Rome elected to the Congressus Patriaë, along with the leader of the XR4TI Crew, Jason Stewart, aka "Mr. Automatic", "J-Stew", and the best contestant Blind Date ever had. The Jungle Party caucus is made up of the leading clones and Smack-Off participants, including Iafrate, Jeff in Richmond, Terrence from Sierra Madre, Jeff on a car phone in Phoenix, Greg in Vegas, Rachel in Houston, and multiple Smack-Off champion Shonny "Boom goes the dynamite!" the Cablinasian. In 2008, Cablinasian was disqualified from sitting in Congress (apparently a "business decision") and was replaced by Brad in Corona.
The Jungle Party's platform - beyond "step your game up", "come strong", "have a take" and "don't suck" - includes tax cuts for males 30 years of age or over who are minimally employed and living with their parents, usually in the basement, as well as a promise to fight impaired driving with the Jim Rome Drunk Bus, to be made available to any athlete or celebrity in Patria who has had too much to drink by calling 1-800-BLEAHHH!!
Although holding only 12 seats in the 48th Congress, the Jungle Party is set to make big gains in the 2010 election, given the Jim Rome show's huge popularity on its flagship station in Patria, PMBC (1152 AM) in Castoropolis.
Disclaimer: The Jungle Party of Patria has no de jure or de facto connection whatsoever to the Jim Rome Show, Jim Rome is Burning, the Premiere Radio Networks, or the Stuck Nut online forum. Good night now!
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