 |
| Patria is not on Trump's tariff list. |
On the day that Patria Post issued a commemorative stamp in memory of Jimmy Carter (scroll down to end), the Third Session of Patria's 52nd Congress (3·LII 2024-25) adjourned for the Northern Hemisphere Summer recess, following the traditional Annual Message delivered by the Speaker of the House:
Om lalitambikayai namaha. Salutations
to Devi who is the Divine Mother Lalita. With Her blessings, the Fifty Second
Congress has served three-quarters of its term of office.
As always, and as per tradition, the final act of the Third
Session earlier today was the ratification of Patria’s fiscal 2026 budget.
Along with the budget’s usual appropriations, as in several years past, for
spending on infrastructure improvements or re-builds and day-to-day improvement
of existing public transit service is a call for micronational free trade. In
past years, Patria pursued policies of isolationism, protectionism and a
so-called “wall of tariffs”. But as unpopular as globalism might be with the
grass roots and non-elites, such positions are now virtually untenable. Free
Trade agreements must be ratified between Patria and other micronations, along
with the current free flow of goods and services between Patria and Canada. Due to
the economies of scale (or should we say, lack of scale) and the lack of a
manufacturing base in most micronations, requiring almost all consumer goods to
be imported, there must be no tariffs between micronations. To no one’s
surprise, Patria stands with Canada,
not to mention the rest of the macro-world, in the tariff wars being waged by Donald
Trump.
As this Session adjourns, it seems necessary to remind
Americans and Patrienish citizens alike that the most profound act of
patriotism is not waving a flag or singing an anthem, but defending the
constitutional order when it faces existential threat, as is now the case in
Trump’s America.
True patriotism is not “my country right or wrong”. It is not abstract love of
country divorced from its foundational principles. It is not blind loyalty to the
person or the party who currently holds power. It is certainly not the
willingness to abandon constitutional principles in the name of partisan
advantage or cultural grievance. True patriotism is the moral courage to stand
for the democratic republic and its constitutional underpinnings even—especially—when
doing so comes at personal cost such as the risk of arrest, deportation, or
imprisonment without due process.
Patria said it a year ago with the passage of the SAAB (Sex
Assigned At Birth) Act and Patria will say it again today: women’s competitive sports,
women’s change rooms and public restrooms in Patria are intended for biological
females only. Patria may not agree with much of President Trump’s bluster and
bombast, but he is absolutely correct, as is the UK’s
Supreme Court, that there are only two genders, male and female. Those
former men can take pills and hormones, they can seek surgery in order to give
them fake breasts and fake vulvas, but most citizens of Patria will still see
them for what they are: guys pretending to be girls. They can use female
pronouns and call themselves by women’s names, but we will call them he, him
and by their given names as stated on their birth certificates. No one in
Patria should hate trans-women, only love real biological women and shout it
loudly without fear of pushback from misguided wokesters and leftist
totalitarians: you transpeople are not women, you will not play sports against
real women, you will not share intimate and safe spaces with real women.
Once again it is necessary to state the obvious: Patria is
not a home for unelected elites and “we know what is best for you” petty
tyrants who claim to be liberals or progressives. Know this: there is nothing
liberal or progressive about these totalitarian elites. Patria must be a safe
haven for the average Joe and Jane, for the real people who work hard and
struggle from paycheck to paycheck if they are lucky enough to have a job that
has not been outsourced, offshored, or replaced by AI, for the grass roots, for
the non-woke and never-woke. Let us forever say NO to cancel culture, NO to the
gatekeepers, NO to the thought police, and particularly NO to AI!
To paraphrase George HW Bush: “Read my lips, no Artificial Intelligence!”
As far as can be determined in the daily lives of most citizens of Patria, ChatGPT
and other AI programs serve no practical or beneficial purpose, particularly on
social media where AI has only caused fake news to proliferate alongside lame
pop culture fads such as blister-packed
action figures. Bogus AI-generated “photos” and artwork such as the
so-called Ghibli images are worse than
photoshopped fake pictures, which at least must be based on an actual
photograph. AI-generated text, essays and the like tend to be stilted,
uninspired cliché-riddled prose that comes out sounding like a middle-school kid’s
book report. Indeed, for students from grade school to graduate school, AI has
done more harm than good. Not only does AI not improve writing skills, it takes
plagiarism to a whole new level and outsources critical thinking to a nameless,
faceless server bot. Consequently, Patria will not use AI for any official
purpose – particularly in the campaign for the Fifty-Third Congress that will
begin to roll out in this inter-session summer recess and continue until
Election Day on April 18, 2026. While it is impossible for Patria to ban the
use of AI, those who make excessive and unnecessary use of it will be looked
down on with derision and scorn, just as Patria disdains sidewalk cyclists,
graffiti artists, dog owners who fail to stoop and scoop, let their pets run
off-leash and do not acknowledge that many people dislike dogs or are scared of
them, and of course the proliferation of young hipsters (or even older folks)
with otherwise attractive bodies defaced by tacky, ugly tattoos.
Under the power vested in me by the Constitution of Patria,
I declare closed the Third Session of the 52nd Congress, and call
this Congress to re-assemble here on Monday, 15 September 2025, in order to
open the Fourth Session of the 52nd Congress.
HUMAN INTELLIGENCE DISCLAIMER: the preceding
message was prepared, edited and delivered without the use of ChatGPT or other AI
tool.
