50th Congress slogan-o-rama

As Patria's 2014 election campaign enters the home stretch ("home stretch" being defined as when the calendar actually flips to 2014), the following are some of the party slogans you will be hearing on broadcast media, reading in newspapers and print media, or seeing on billboards and transit vehicles:

Amrita Party: Embracing Patria, Four more years of Mother's love, Love and serve.

Chakra Party: No gurus just right, Transformation not transcendence, Real change begins within.

SRM: Take back the economy, Patria first Patria best, Bring the jobs home, No more made-in-China

National Union: Where a man belongs, Separating the real men from the pussycats, National Union tough

Social Democrats: Patria's progressive voice, Moving forward on social justice

Green Party: Earth first, Go Green

Libertarian Party: Less government more freedom

Jungle Party: Have a take & don't suck, Straight fire!

Lilith Party: Where womyn belong, Strong womyn strong voices

Chastity Party: Stamp out premarital sex, Just say "no" until you say "I do"

Family Values Party: The 3 H's (healthy, happy, heterosexual), Back to the 1950s.

Incel Party: Giving virgins a voice

Note that some of the above slogans are virtually unchanged from the 2010 campaign. At least none of the major parties (there are, of course, a number of other fringe, nutbar and single-issue parties that are not expected to elect more than one member to the 50th Congress) are trotting out something really vapid and insipid such as "the land is strong", used by the Liberal Party of Canada in 1972.