For the past two decades, the National Union has been tough on street punks. But for 2010, they're tough on kids before they even get onto the streets or are old enough to become punks. Appealing to moms and dads to instill tough love in their kids, the NU advocates corporal punishment, "obedience" and "respect for authority".
Spanking, of course, plays to the NU's balls-to-the-wall, forged-in-the-fire, testosterone-fueled advocacy of manly values. Another way to mold impressionable young boys into tough men. Everyone knows that being spanked at home and caned at school helps to build manly, macho character.
Although the death penalty has been abolished (like much of the civilized macro-world, certain US states notwithstanding), per Article VII of the Constitution of Patria, the NU is not only committed to bringing back the death penalty, they promise a return to public executions. Because nothing says tough on crime more than firing up the electric chair, public hangings, or even beheadings in the town square, and on national television to boot.
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