Sunday, April 13, 2014

Centurions out of Kamala Cup playoffs as PHL season ends

Classic jerseys, crappy team. Castoropolis Centurions are the Toronto Maple Leafs of the PHL!
The Patrienish Hockey League's 2013-14 season came to an end with the Castoropolis Centurions on the outside looking in as the puck is set to drop on the Kamala Cup playoffs. Because of their penchant for breaking out the golf clubs in April, long history of bumbling and underachievement both on the ice and in the front office, not to mention their ridiculously loyal "Cents Nation" fan base, the Centurions have more than earned the title of "Toronto Maple Leafs of the PHL".

In the first round of the Kamala Cup playoffs, defending champion Arboria Beavers will host the Lazuria Black Barons, while the Centurions' hated cross-precinct rival Caesarea Violets will face off against the Centralia Crusaders.

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