Arboria Beavers repeat as Kamala Cup champions

Your 2013-14 Kamala Cup champions. Beavers' home and away jerseys.

The Arboria Beavers defeated the Caesarea Violets in six games to claim back-to-back Kamala Cups and their fifth PHL title in the past decade. With only two rounds of playoffs in the PHL, the Kamala Cup is decided much sooner than the Stanley Cup.

The following are the final scores. Note that the first five games were decided in overtime, and game six was also decided by only one goal. Old-time hockey!

Game 1, @ Arboria, May 8 - Caesarea 5, Arboria 4 (2 OT)
Game 2, @ Arboria, May 10 - Arboria 2, Caesarea 1 (OT)
Game 3, @ Caesarea, May 13 - Arboria 2, Caesarea 1 (2 OT)
Game 4, @ Caesarea, May 15 - Caesarea 3, Arboria 2 (OT)
Game 5, @ Arboria, May 16 - Arboria 3, Caesarea 2 (OT)
Game 6, @ Caesarea, May 18 - Arboria 6, Caesarea 4 (Arboria's last goal an empty-netter)

Centurions out of Kamala Cup playoffs as PHL season ends

Classic jerseys, crappy team. Castoropolis Centurions are the Toronto Maple Leafs of the PHL!

The Patrienish Hockey League's 2013-14 season came to an end with the Castoropolis Centurions on the outside looking in as the puck is set to drop on the Kamala Cup playoffs. Because of their penchant for breaking out the golf clubs in April, long history of bumbling and underachievement both on the ice and in the front office, not to mention their ridiculously loyal "Cents Nation" fan base, the Centurions have more than earned the title of "Toronto Maple Leafs of the PHL".

In the first round of the Kamala Cup playoffs, defending champion Arboria Beavers will host the Lazuria Black Barons, while the Centurions' hated cross-precinct rival Caesarea Violets will face off against the Centralia Crusaders.

Meanwhile in the PHL: Kamala Cup playoffs

GO CENTS GO!!

While hockey fans in the macro-world are watching the Stanley Cup playoffs, the Patrienish Hockey League crowned a new Kamala Cup champion: the Arboria Beavers hoisting the prized mug, defeating the Lazuria Black Barons four games to two in a hard-fought final round.

In the first semi-final round, the Castoropolis Centurions - making their first playoff appearance since 2005 - faced the Lazuria Black Barons. The Centurions, aka the Toronto Maple Leafs of the PHL, were huge underdogs going into the playoff round, expected to fall in five games, if not a four-game sweep. But the Cents, after being down 3 games to 1, took the Barons to 7 games, losing the seventh and deciding game on Lazurian ice 5-4 in overtime after blowing a 4-1 lead early in the third period! Fans in Centurions Nation are expecting big things from the green and white next year!

In the other semi-final, which also went the full seven games, the Arboria Beavers out-dueled the Centralia Crusaders. The Beavers then went on to knock off the Barons in six games - five of which were decided in overtime - to take the 2012-13 Kamala Cup back to the Precinct of Arboria. And yes, they played a full regular-season schedule. No lockout in this league!